JB Dies

Light Yagami was busy writing in his favorite notebook of all time. The Death Note was the best note book that he had ever had. He enjoyed ridding the world of criminals but today he had a very important job to do. He needed to get rid of one of the most terrible people in the world.

He grabbed his pen, and in his epic way, wrote down something as fast as possible. The sooner this person died, the better. It was for the good of all humanity.

He sat back in his chair to admire the magnificent hand writing that he did. Along with the wonderful words he wrote on the paper.

Justin Bieber
Time of Death: 12:05 AM
Dies because the ghost of Micheal Jackson returned and had anal sex with the younger man(?) multiple times until finally he dies of the pain his backside causes him, and the shock that his first sexual experience was with the ghost of a former child molester.

Light Yagami smirked at his work and patted himself on the back for a job well done. That was one less monster in the world. Even if L did find out that he was Kira, he would have to appriciate the favor that Light did for all of them.