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Light Yagami was busy writing in his favorite notebook of all time. The Death Note was the best note book that he had ever had. He enjoyed ridding the world of criminals but today he had a very important job to do. He needed to get rid of one of the most terrible people in the world.

He grabbed his pen, and in his epic way, wrote down something as fast as possible. The sooner this person died, the better. It was for the good of all humanity.

He sat back in his chair to admire the magnificent hand writing that he did. Along with the wonderful words he wrote on the paper.

Justin Bieber
Time of Death: 12:05 AM
Dies because the ghost of Micheal Jackson returned and had anal sex with the younger man(?) multiple times until finally he dies of the pain his backside causes him, and the shock that his first sexual experience was with the ghost of a former child molester.


Light Yagami smirked at his work and patted himself on the back for a job well done. That was one less monster in the world. Even if L did find out that he was Kira, he would have to appriciate the favor that Light did for all of them.
This is totally random and true in my mind. I don't want anyone to take offense to this just in case you do like JB. I don't and this is for comedy purposes. :3

Please try to enjoy it.

I don't own Light Yagami, fore I don't own Death Note.

I certainly don't own JB, and I don't really want to.

Please do your best to enjoy this 215 word thingy. :)

I also mean no offense to Micheal Jackson either. Just a run of the mill thing.

Yes, I am aware that a woman claimed to have had sex with JB but that was never proven, so this might be his first. ^^


Again, NO OFFENSE INTENDED!!!!
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ScorpianAkio Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
if only mj was orochimaru! i love u sooo much fur writing this (not that im gay)
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Queen-of-Hearts-0811 Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2012  Student General Artist
i love you soooooo much right nao
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Widows-Web Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2012
Why couldn't this be real?!
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unlovedwolf Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Oh my god XD I think i just died from laughter for a few seconds there!!
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AYF100 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2012
Glad you enjoyed it! :D

Just please don't die..... I don't want to get sued...... *looks around*
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unlovedwolf Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Wait if I die I can sue you!? F-yeah!! *puts gun to head*
wait....if im dead how can i sue you........
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Nevermind! DX
lol anyway it was awesome!
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AYF100 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2012
You're ghost can come back and sue me.......


Lol thanks!
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unlovedwolf Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Dangit! i wish you would've told me sooner i already traded my gun for a candy bar :(

np
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AYF100 Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2012
You see? MY MASTER PLAN WORKED!!! Now, you can't come back to this world and sue me.
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unlovedwolf Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
DAMNIT! :headdesk:
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