This is totally random and true in my mind. I don't want anyone to take offense to this just in case you do like JB. I don't and this is for comedy purposes. :3
Please try to enjoy it.
I don't own Light Yagami, fore I don't own Death Note.
I certainly don't own JB, and I don't really want to.
Please do your best to enjoy this 215 word thingy.
I also mean no offense to Micheal Jackson either. Just a run of the mill thing.
Yes, I am aware that a woman claimed to have had sex with JB but that was never proven, so this might be his first. ^^
Again, NO OFFENSE INTENDED!!!!